Andy Stanley’s Skinny Jeans Epiphany


Andy Stanley has apparently had an epiphany about the effectiveness of skinny jeans on spreading the gospel. He shared his epiphany on Twitter, and has concluded skinny jeans don’t work.


This epiphany is directly related to his desire to move his latest product.

book1.pngIf his newest sage advice on how to advance the gospel is like his sage advice in the past, you should save your money and buy something else. In the past he has used music with suggestive lyrics, Seinfeld jokes, and boy band song openers to advance the gospel.

God has given us his word. That’s all we need. Andy Stanley is right about skinny jeans, sadly his alternatives are not right.

You’re Too Fat For Your Shirt: God Is Sending a Tsunami of New Shirts


Apparently everyone is too fat for their shirts, so God is sending a tsunami of new bigger shirts for us to put on for the new thing he’s going to do, according to Dena Montgomery Gullings of Princess Warriors Ministry in her latest Facebook video. The new thing is even going to happen at Walmart. (Click this link if the video doesn’t appear below.)

This is nothing more than another serving of nonsensical pseudo-prophetic word salad. In their world God is always doing something new. It’s as if he never finishes a thing because the new thing, the shift, new season, you get the idea, is always coming forth.

Don’t buy into this nonsense. Prophetic words like this are formed by the same old words obtained from their grab bag of rote meaningless words.


Lance Wallnau Implies Success of Trump on Same Level as Success of the Church


Lance Wallnau implied that the success of President Trump, and the advancement of the church are on the same level. He also put fear of speaking up for President Trump on the same level as the fear of speaking up for God.


Full video here.

Victory Tips Surplus Store: Charlie Shamp’s Decrees Render All Other Victory Tips Unnecessary


Patricia King and Robert Hotchkin offer tips on how to get victory and favor, but they totally fail to realize their tips aren’t needed, because since the end of September 2018 Charlie Shamp has decreed some version of total victory at least six times.

Why are King’s and Hotchkin’s tips necessary if all can be set straight with a simple decree from Charlie Shamp? Why do we need tips from any other teachers on this topic? Charlie Shamp’s decrees have pretty much rendered all other teachings on this topic as mere victory tip surplus. Even as surplus, it’s not needed.

Let’s pause and think for a minute before we get too hasty. Charlie Shamp has decreed some form of victory six times in about two months, which might imply his decrees aren’t exactly effective. You’d think at most, three decrees would do it. So maybe King and Hotchkin don’t need to deposit their tips in a victory tip surplus store quite yet.

All kidding aside, the point should be clear about the nonsense of endless victory tips and decrees. They clearly don’t work, otherwise Shamp would cancel out the need for all others.

Next time you see one of these phonies promising victory, breakthrough, and the like online, copy and paste the links below, and inform them they’re not necessary because Charlie Shamp has decreed victory six times already.







The evidence supporting the above is below.















Francis Chan’s Wolf Food Invitation: Chan Invites Christians to Become Wolf Food at Conference with Dangerous Five-Fold Ministry Heretics


Francis Chan is inviting Christians to become wolf food at a conference with speakers who practice heretical and dangerous manifestations like holy laughter, being drunk in the spirit, slain in the spirit, and you get the idea. Chan isn’t merely speaking along with questionable people, he’s inviting people to hear them speak, and participate in anything else that may happen.

One could possibly give Chan a pass if he was simply speaking, but he’s actually inviting people to the event and promoting it. Watch the video invitation here if it doesn’t appear below (Click the link.).

The Send is February 23, 2019. The location is in Orlando, Florida.  Many speakers are part of the five-fold ministry/NAR movement that is known to practice dangerous demonic things like being slain in the spirit, holy laughter, and being drunk in the spirit.


Here are videos of Heidi Baker acting totally out of her mind, and imparting her demons to other people.

Bill Johnson imparting some cackling, convulsing, twitching, spasms, and falling.

Demonic manifestations with IHOP and Mike Bickle.

Chan’s invitation and promotion makes him complicit in exposing Christians to these demonic manifestations. Chan has been within the realm of acceptable for some, despite participating in events with Lou Engle, Mike Bickle, and I.HO.P. He was given a pass by some because he was only speaking with them. You can read about some of that in my entry Is Francis Chan a False Teacher?.

Chan is doing more than speaking with wolves, he’s inviting sheep to become part of their dinner. It’s time to stop considering Chan as within the realm of acceptable. It’s one thing to preach with wolves, it’s another thing to help wolves find their dinner.

Charlie Shamp Misses the Power of God


In a recent social media post Charlie Shamp cited 1 Corinthians 2:4-5 to validate his emphasis on miracles, signs and wonders. Shamp and others like him miss the point, and actually distract from the cross. 1 Corinthians 1:18 says the message of the cross is the power of God. The power of God being referenced isn’t signs, wonders, and miracles.

1 Corinthians 1:22 speaks negatively of resting your faith on a sign. Paul said in 1 Corinthians 2:2 that he determined to know nothing among them except Jesus Christ and him crucified.

Our faith should rest on the message of the cross, not on a sign, wonder, or miracle. Paul’s point isn’t that the message of the cross isn’t power, his point is that persuasive words of wisdom are not power.

1 Corinthians 2:4-5 New American Standard Bible (NASB)

and my [a]message and my preaching were not in persuasive words of wisdom, but in demonstration of the Spirit and of power, so that your faith would not [b]rest on the wisdom of men, but on the power of God.

1 Corinthians 1:18 New American Standard Bible (NASB)

The Wisdom of God

18 For the word of the cross is foolishness to those who [a]are perishing, but to us who [b]are being saved it is the power of God.

1 Corinthians 1:22 New American Standard Bible (NASB)

22 For indeed Jews ask for [a]signs and Greeks search for wisdom;


  1. 1 Corinthians 1:22 Or attesting miracles

1 Corinthians 2:2 New American Standard Bible (NASB)

For I determined to know nothing among you except Jesus Christ, and Him crucified.




Clarice Fluitt’s Dead Body Dissonance


Dr. Clarice Fluitt did a Facebook video from an airport in Tulsa, Oklahoma and bragged about an upcoming event where there would be healing of the sicking, casting out of devils, preaching of the truth, and raising of the dead. Right after her bumper sticker mini-commercial, she told about how some people at the airport witnessed the casket of a dead  Marine. She didn’t tell us about how she went to the casket and raised the Marine from the dead. You’d think a woman of such faith and power would have done that, but she didn’t.

People like Clarice Fluitt are braggadocious windbags, like clouds without water. They offer great boasts, but in the end, deliver zero substance.


11 Woe to them! For they have gone the way of Cain, and for pay [a]they have rushed headlong into the error of Balaam, and perished in the rebellion of Korah. 12 These are the men who are [b]hidden reefs in your love feasts when they feast with you without fear, caring for themselves; clouds without water, carried along by winds; autumn trees without fruit, [c]doubly dead, uprooted; 13 wild waves of the sea, casting up their own [d]shame like foam; wandering stars, for whom the [e]black darkness has been reserved forever.

Original video here.