“Moonwalk” Exorcisms by Prophet Joshua Holmes

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Moonwalking is apparently a means God uses to exorcise demons and bring deliverance. At least that’s what I’m observing from the antics of Prophet Joshua Holmes. In a video he recently posted to Facebook, in which it looks like he obtained the remnants of Michael Jackson’s wardrobe, he’s seen providing deliverance to someone. He delivers a swift air punch to the man needing deliverance, then he slowly moonwalks away.

There is nothing in scripture that indicates air punches or moonwalks are sacraments or a means of delivering God’s power. What can we conclude from that fact? Mostly that Prophet Joshua Holmes is a showman who is using his deliverance ministry to live out his childhood fantasy of mixing Michael Jackson’s stage presence with his conman grifter gig he has as a false prophet.

This guy is a fake, and a phony. Those following his ministry are strongly encouraged to unfollow and to pray for his swift repentance  Joshua Holmes, if you’re reading this, you and I both know you’re a lying conman. That’s the bad news. The good news is that there is grace for you in Jesus. Ask God to grant you repentance so you can trust in the true gospel.

Original video here.

God Anointed You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman Implies Apostle Kevin Seagle

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Apostle Kevin Seagle said on Facebook that Aretha Franklin had a crazy anointing flowing through her as she played and sang. He attached a video of You Make Me Feel to the post. The implication is that God anointed her singing of You Make Me Feel. Apostle Seagle is running for county commissioner in Swain County, North Carolina. He also rebukes flu demons, fights python spirits, and even sees angel feathers.

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Original post here. Archived

Scolding Invalids: Joyce Meyer Turns Jesus Into The Invalid Scolder

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Joyce Meyer turned Jesus into the invalid scolder. She had to restructure the story of the the sick man at the Pool of Bethesda in John 5: 1-16. It’s clear from verse nine that Jesus healed the guy because it says he became well. Glossing over that point is what makes her restructuring look valid, in my opinion.

Joyce frames the sick man as someone who was well enough to take up his mat on his own and get in the water to get healed. She portrays his statement about not being able to get to the water before others, as a whiny excuse from a man who is too lazy to want to get well. Joyce implies that Jesus was simply telling the guy to quit being lazy when he told him to pick up his mat and walk. From there she pivots and turns the story into an allegory to encourage people to just get over themselves and start moving past things if they want to get over emotional pains/issues.

Meyer robs scripture of a miracle by restructuring the story this way. She also becomes spiritually abusive. Her Facebook post asks people if they are waiting for a miracle, and then implies that people would get their miracle if they’d just get up and stop waiting.

What does this do to the chronically ill person, or someone on their deathbed? All it does is scold them and gives more discomfort instead of comfort. Meyer has a valid point in her swamp of scolding. That point is that yes, sometimes people need to just get over things and move on. Sadly she creates a cesspool of condemnation for those who are truly sick and can’t get over it by simply “getting up”.

5 After these things there was a feast of the Jews, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem.

2 Now there is in Jerusalem by the sheep gate a pool, which is called in [a]Hebrew [b]Bethesda, having five porticoes. 3 In these lay a multitude of those who were sick, blind, lame, and withered, [[c]waiting for the moving of the waters; 4 for an angel of the Lord went down at certain seasons into the pool and stirred up the water; whoever then first, after the stirring up of the water, stepped in was made well from whatever disease with which he was afflicted.] 5 A man was there who had been [d]ill for thirty-eight years. 6 When Jesus saw him lying there, and knew that he had already been a long time in that condition, He *said to him, “Do you wish to get well?” 7 The sick man answered Him, “Sir, I have no man to put me into the pool when the water is stirred up, but while I am coming, another steps down before me.” 8 Jesus *said to him, “Get up, pick up your pallet and walk.” 9 Immediately the man became well, and picked up his pallet and began to walk.

Now it was the Sabbath on that day. 10 So the Jews were saying to the man who was cured, “It is the Sabbath, and it is not permissible for you to carry your pallet.” 11 But he answered them, “He who made me well was the one who said to me, ‘Pick up your pallet and walk.’” 12 They asked him, “Who is the man who said to you, ‘Pick up your pallet and walk’?” 13 But the man who was healed did not know who it was, for Jesus had slipped away while there was a crowd in that place. 14 Afterward Jesus *found him in the temple and said to him, “Behold, you have become well; do not sin anymore, so that nothing worse happens to you.” 15 The man went away, and told the Jews that it was Jesus who had made him well. 16 For this reason the Jews were persecuting Jesus, because He was doing these things on the Sabbath. 17 But He answered them, “My Father is working until now, and I Myself am working.”

Original video here.

Python Spirit Collapsed My Building Says Apostle Jennifer LeClaire

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Apostle Jennifer LeClaire said in a recent Facebook post that the Python Spirit caused a partial collapse of her building.

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Notice LeClaire says she prophesied momentum. At least she’s honest about being a false prophet.

Here’s a video she posted of the collapse to Facebook.

 

God Played Lego with Me Says Prophet Keith Ferrante

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Prophet Keith Ferrante claims God played Lego with him during his first ever encounter with God. He said the purpose of this was to show that God is a fun God. Ferrante shared this story during a recent promotional video for his book The Happy Prophet.

Ferrante describes how he used to be super serious, but after coming across people with “better steak” he learned how to be joyful in the prophetic, and how to have fun with God, because God is apparently fun.

 

Original video here.

When Bill Johnson Prays for Holy Spirit Outpouring: Convulsing, Cackling, Spasming, Twitching, Falling

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Convulsing, cackling, spasming, twitching, falling, and a few other things happen when Bill Johnson of Bethel Redding prays for a Holy Spirit outpouring. Below is a brief compilation. This is not a biblical outpouring of the Holy Spirit. Share this video with those who have questions about Bill Johnson and Bethel Redding. This may  be enough to convince the under informed who are still on the fence.

Original video here.

Greater Works Epic Fail: Why Did Bethel Redding Need to Buy so Many Groceries for CARR Relief?

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Bill Johnson of Bethel Redding teaches that Christians are to do greater works than Jesus. We know from Matthew 14:13-21 that Jesus fed 5000 men plus women and children with five loaves of bread and two fish.

Bethel Redding provided food relief for CARR fire victims. I have one question though. Why did they buy/receive so many groceries? Shouldn’t they have been good stewards and simply purchased/receive a few food items then multiply them like Jesus did the bread and fish? What’s up with that?

I think we all know the answer. Bill Johnson and Bethel Redding are full of nonsense. They don’t even believe the lies they promote from the pulpit. If they don’t believe it, you shouldn’t either. Even if they did believe it, you shouldn’t.

Bill Johnson video.

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